Crowd Sourced Porno came around and we didn’t notice?

Hey there naughty!

 

Usually, if you blog about hentai and other sexy things, you are not the shy type.  We don’t discuss hentai games so much, because we usually overdose on them. You’d be surprised how often we talk about the weather and boring stuff, after a full day of browsing adult sites and the variety of lewd content.

Of course, most of us don’t pass up some gossip, like – how Mia Khalifa supposedly said she only made $12’000 in porn. No way.

We even had some feedback from porn producers, like:

“I don’t know what the scoop is but – lol, unless the news people are faking the story. The help we hire to mop the studio floors when we’re done cuming on the sofas – they don’t make as little as twelve thau’ a year.”

Why am I going with so much setup? This is how it started really. Over the years I’ve gossiped with friends and colleagues and occasionally the topic of “Wouldn’t crowdsourced porn be cool?” came up. Then a reply comes with “What do you think amateur porn is – lol?”

The funny people on the table complicated it:

-”But, but, it needs to be kinda like Uber.”

At which point half the table is displaying WTF balloons over their heads. Then they clarify it up by saying it’s to be more like Wikipedia?! At which point most are laughing confused and someone asks if it’s supposed to be more like Apple or Samsung?

The idea after someone explains it properly is –  professionals mixing it with the audience. Sure it’s not as easy as calling people from the crowd at TV shows. But maybe it’s worth the eyeballs if you are completely tired or clumsy amateur porn and boring recycled porn scripts.

Much to my surprise, I stumbled upon it recently? Granted my porn consumption is low because of my day job, but still.

This is exactly how a room full of random guys pulled from the internet would look like. All lined up in a row waiting to fuck a pornstar like it’s an iPhone launch day wait line.

There is even a surprise ratio of women in the room standing in about 1 to 5 men. I haven’t seen it done yet, but I’m guessing if a sexy male pornstar stepped up, he could fill a room with women, among other things 🙂

This kind of video seems to be making ok views. And it’s been around for a while. So we’ve actually reached a point where we have so much porn, in such a variety in so many places, catering to so many tastes, that we don’t even notice things we have wanted to see for a long time.

Oh no, woes us, we live in the most comfortable time on the planet and have too much porn. I’m not complaining – AT ALL. It’s fascinating. It gives you a ridiculous chuckle when you find yourself in one of these moments.

It is getting harder to browse to what you want, but let’s not let that cloud the fact – this is the best time in human history for sexy things, which even the emperors in the history books didn’t get to see.

I remember the previous similar moment I had years ago, when my circle of people was complaining that gangbangs aren’t big enough. And a couple of days later I found some Asian video of 500 people having sex in some huge ass warehouse. It’s apparently a world record too. Probably not very cost-effective to hire that many people 😉

But I wouldn’t be surprised if all these webrings of live homemade porn, eventually banded together to break that record. To show that we golden age adults ain’t got nothin’ on them 20-year-olds of today.

Whatever could be said of our times, it’s increasingly hard to be bored.

And if you are the kind of person who wants to see a line of guys who mostly fail to perform on camera, this is probably a genre for you. We all know those silly porn blooper videos get tons of views. Crowdsourced porn is the live-action version.

People keep sending me plenty of Halloween nude chicks so – I’m sure many of you want those photos more than some chubby dude from pub-chat trying to get it up for a pornstar. Plus – it’s fun to discover those videos unspoiled.

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Sexy_K

AKA Alex Kinkell - an enthusiast of the erotic charm.

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